Motherhood is not an easy job for a Mother because she has to take care all of her family her children & husband. Many times she has to face some funny problems and for these funny problems I have some Funny Motherhood Quotes for your mom.
By reading these funny motherhood quotes your mother will definitely become happy and forget all her worries for a while. The benefit of this will be that your mother will be fresh and her health will also be fine as well.
Funny Motherhood Quotes
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.
The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I’ve done my job.
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.
There are over 6,000 human languages remaining in the world, and I can’t talk to my mom in any of them.
I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or as hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
Delusions are often functional. A mother’s opinions about her children’s beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.
My early life was a series of fierce battles, from which my mother invariably emerged the victor.
For sending these funny motherhood quotes, Facebook and Whatsapp will be the best platforms for you. However Google+ is also a good platform if you have a good profile. It doesn’t matter either you are a son or a daughter. You can use them with amazing images.
Funny Motherhood Sayings
Guilt management can be just as important as time management for mothers.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity.
When my mom got really mad, she would say, ‘Your butt is my meat. Not a particularly attractive phrase. And I always wondered, ‘Now, what beverage goes with that?
I can’t believe how much like my mother I turned out. I feel sorry for my kids.
There is no love sweeter than the love between a mother and child. Now I know my wife loves me, but I’m reasonably sure she doesn’t look at me the same way she looks at them. It’s kind of humbling, because at some point you realize you’re just a date that worked out.
Mothers are the only race of people that speak in the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.
My mom’s favorite Stevie Wonder song is, “I Just Called to Say Someone You Don’t Know Has Cancer”
Dear Mom, When you told me about getting pregnant with me, thanks for using the word “surprise” and not “accident.”
I got spam from my mom saying she was in a Turkish jail and needed $3,000. The sad thing is, even if that were true I’m not sure I’d help.
These funny motherhood quotes has a great sense of humor. You’ll must try them to keep happy your mother. Especially you can try these quotes on Mothers Day as a tribute. So you can celebrate the Mothers Day in a funny way.